oddetorium
13:28
Christmas Boot Camp Has begun
Listen up everyone: there are just 24 days left until Christmas. That’s right, 24. I don’t know about you, but I’m ready. Well, I’ve got a plan at least. I’ve written to-do lists. I’ve put daily reminders on our chaotic calendar. There’s even a sticker chart.
The whole family has been briefed, right down to the dog (who’ll reluctantly be wearing a Santa hat for pictures) and baby Mabel (whose impressive thighs will be squeezed into the hand-me-down reindeer tights). It’s the first day of December and we’re all enrolled in festive boot camp. Our motto? Christmas: Bring. It. On. (to borrow a phrase from The X Factor). And for once I reckon I can handle it.









